DAFFY DEFINITIONS

DICTIONARY	A book in which Divorce comes before Marriage.
LOVE	A Business of the idle but the idleness of the Busy.
MARRIAGE	The only union that can’t be recognized. Both sides think they’re management.
HEN	An egg’s way of making another egg.
LAWYER	A person who makes you believe that in his lie lies the truth.
SPECTACLES	A device to look better or for a better look.
G.K	God Knows.
AFFAIR	An undercover meeting taking place under a cover.
LIBERTY	One of imaginations most precious possessions.
TELEPHONE	An electronic device for people who cannot lie eye to eye.
POISON	Please open if suicide occasion nears.
ABUNDANCE	A party in a Bakery.
EGOTIST	Someone who is ‘me’ deep in conversation.
DEMOCRACY	" Democracy OFF the people, BUY the people & FAR from the people.
SMILE	A Vaccination against sadness.
FLURTING	Attention without Intention.
TOOTH BRUSH	It carries paste with haste to taste.
MRS.	I miss the days when I was a MISS.

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